Jhoh Cable ([info]evilneps) wrote,
@ 2005-07-05 19:57:00
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Current mood: horny
Current music:Johnny Cash - Fulsom Prison Blues ;-;
Entry tags:hm hand to chin, music is dead, my life is very sad da neeeee?, psh more like jive lournal, sasy

I ALMOST GOT AWAY WITH MY SICK FUCKING TROLL BUT THE GOOD GUYS HAD ONE LAST ACE
Today, moom got this in the mail. The actual letter mail! O_________________________O (NO)

The return address is from somewhere in Albany, New York. Probably kthr.

Dear Ms. Cable

You don't know me, but I am an "internet acquaintance" of your sons, John and Josh. I have known them online for several years now. John has written in great detail about his upbringing and living situation, and I have no desire or right to comment on those at this time. I am writing you a letter to inform you about some recent behavior of John's that you may wish to know about.

Earlier this month, you may remember John getting a visit from a girl from out of state named Cassandra who was staying at a hotel, but who came over on one night and met you and Josh. You may or may not know that John has been carrying on a sort of "online romance" with this girl, who is 19, and they were meeting for the first time. She was quite smitten with your son for his humor, his candor, and his other good qualities.

On the last day she was there, John stayed in her hotel room, and they had intercourse, after which she left to continue her trip.

While this on it's own is unusual, if not abnormal, your son's later behavior is unsettling. After she had left, your son posted on his Internet diary and several websites pages of information essentially revealing that he had no interest in Cassandra at all, and only wanted her to visit so he could have sex with her and then humiliate her for it afterwards. The "online romance" was simply an excuse for him to have sex and cause pain to another human being, an act for which he feels no remorse.

Here are some Internet pages where John talks about what he has done:

http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=43578

http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=43599

http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=43585

http://www.livejournal.com/users/evilneps/2005/06/18/

I cannot tell you how to parent your children, but if I were in your shoes, I would give serious thought to their mental stability.

Yours,

A friend


Moom was upset, she put me back in the fuckin cage, WHERE I BELONG, and had a full dinner of human (fuckin) shit. ;_;

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[info]glames
2005-07-06 01:35 am UTC (link)
Any chance of parole? :(

Anyway, John, you should be ASHAMED of yourself! You used a women! Granted, she's probably slept with twenty other guys since you had her, but... um... well, okay I guess she deserved it for being a huge slutty whore in the first place. ^_^

All n' all, Mr. Cable, you are my hero. Reading your exploits about this whole Sassy business has been most entertaining. Keep up the good work!

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[info]pluvius
2005-07-06 02:06 am UTC (link)
You do realize that the problem isn't that he used Sassy, right?

Rob

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[info]glames
2005-07-06 04:09 am UTC (link)
I dunno, there's lots of problems with everything to do with this. But I guess you could sum up everything with OH GEEZ THAT JOHN CABLE SURE IS A HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING. Pfft, you guys take this all too seriously. I think it's pretty funny.

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(no subject) - [info]jbernoski, 2005-07-06 02:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilneps, 2005-07-06 03:16 pm UTC
WASTING MY TIME FASTER THAN YOU! - [info]jbernoski, 2005-07-06 03:54 pm UTC

[info]evilneps
2005-07-06 02:40 pm UTC (link)
So there's no problem at all then? Of course. ^_^

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Why is it the only people congratulating him are just as sad?
[info]copperhead_
2005-07-06 02:24 am UTC (link)
Socializing doesn't appear to be one of your strong points either.

DRYDICK SHUTIN CLUB 4-EVA



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Re: Why is it the only people congratulating him are just as sad?
[info]glames
2005-07-06 04:17 am UTC (link)
I'd like to know where all that semen is coming from your mouth with no balls to produce it, sir.

I mean, wow, I write one journal entry about a night that was a flop and you automatically know my whole social life. Great job!

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(no subject) - [info]teamkered, 2005-07-06 02:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]glames, 2005-07-06 09:58 pm UTC

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(no subject) - [info]evilneps, 2005-07-07 02:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilneps, 2005-07-07 02:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]glames, 2005-07-07 04:33 am UTC
Re: Why is it the only people congratulating him are just as sad?
[info]evilneps
2005-07-06 02:30 pm UTC (link)
You must not have noticed everyone else.

I knew at the very least that Mewlranduh and Kered would love this into PIZZAS^_^.

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[info]jbernoski
2005-07-06 02:54 am UTC (link)
Scan it prince of lies.

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-06 08:16 am UTC (link)
I agree, I wanna see the SCAN!!!!

-crate

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[info]evilneps
2005-07-06 02:25 pm UTC (link)
Why would I have to make this up?

IS......... IS IT BAD?

I'm holding the letter in that picture, does that count? ~_~

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(no subject) - [info]jbernoski, 2005-07-06 02:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilneps, 2005-07-06 02:43 pm UTC
o_0;;; - [info]jbernoski, 2005-07-06 02:44 pm UTC
Re: o_0;;; - [info]evilneps, 2005-07-06 03:15 pm UTC
Re: o_0;;; - [info]jbernoski, 2005-07-06 03:52 pm UTC
Re: o_0;;; - [info]jbernoski, 2005-07-06 03:53 pm UTC
Re: o_0;;; - [info]teamkered, 2005-07-06 03:57 pm UTC
Re: o_0;;; - [info]jbernoski, 2005-07-06 04:03 pm UTC
Re: o_0;;; - [info]evilneps, 2005-07-07 02:41 am UTC
Re: o_0;;; - [info]jbernoski, 2005-07-07 10:01 pm UTC
Re: o_0;;; - [info]jbernoski, 2005-07-07 10:03 pm UTC
Re: o_0;;; - [info]jbernoski, 2005-07-07 10:03 pm UTC
they're totally fucking out to fucking LUNCH
[info]jsoh
2005-07-06 03:38 am UTC (link)
It's a great indication that joh is winning. Everyone who opposes johs INHUMANITY TO POOR SASY can't accept that someone would seriously be dumb enough to send us a fucking letter. Their best efforts have totally fallen apart.

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Re: they're totally fucking out to fucking LUNCH
[info]pluvius
2005-07-06 05:28 am UTC (link)
Actually, I have no problem with the idea that someone sent your moom a letter. It's not exactly a dumb tactic, especially since it seems to have somewhat succeeded in that your brother is posting about Sassy yet again.

Rob

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Re: they're totally fucking out to fucking LUNCH
[info]evilneps
2005-07-06 02:25 pm UTC (link)
I dunno, Jsoh is probably right (sorry). :(

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What's hoppening here?
[info]actionpinkston
2005-07-06 05:52 am UTC (link)
I hoped my good deed could remain anonymous but now that you've accused another, I'm compelled to admit: I wrote this letter. It took me a long time.

In the warrens, we believe the only way to brag about relations with a doe is to make babies come out of her. You made my lady anxious and unfit for breeding. I hoped I could help with your rearing and maybe save others from her fate.

I'm sorry to see that my attempts were in vain. When next we meet, I'll chew off your ears.

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Re: What's hoppening here?
[info]jsoh
2005-07-06 05:55 am UTC (link)
You are actually defending her behavior? -_-

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-06 08:14 am UTC (link)
Hahahah holy dogshit texas this is great.

Someone was trolled so hard he actually sent a real life paper and ink letter in the mail!

Next they will be writing to the Michigan state legislators to complain about Jhoh's trolling.

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[info]evilneps
2005-07-06 03:15 pm UTC (link)
They will write THE MAYOR OF DETROIT in DETROIT CITY to have us kicked out of the city (which we don't even live in).

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[info]pluvius
2005-07-06 08:33 pm UTC (link)
Someone was trolled so hard he actually sent a real life paper and ink letter in the mail!

I think you meant "Someone was trolled so hard he actually keeps posting about Sassy on his LiveJournal over and over again even though most people lost interest a week ago."

You're welcome.

Rob

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-06 10:50 pm UTC (link)
Look at you, losing interest like that! You managed to get your interests up enough to reply a couple of times today, though, so there's that interest coming back again.

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(no subject) - [info]pluvius, 2005-07-07 01:09 am UTC

[info]evilneps
2005-07-07 02:41 am UTC (link)
OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT SASY WAS A TROLL ALL ALONG TROLLING ME

WELL I ADMIT IT, THEY TROLLED THE TROLL (ME)

(TROLLED)

THAT CRYING IN THE SHOWER PART: CLASSIC TROLLING

By the way, no one lost interest yet. I asked. In fact, this will probably be great for years to come. So I think I'll keep posting about it for HM years.

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(no subject) - [info]pluvius, 2005-07-07 10:23 pm UTC

[info]funkyboss
2005-07-06 01:22 pm UTC (link)
You know, I didn't send the letter or whatever, but for clarification: it's not really a troll at this level, it's beyond that. Trolling stops at any sort of physical contact. I don't mean that as a compliment like you've done something marvelous because not only is it hateful it's also really boring.

So don't refer to this as trolling, call it anything but that.

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[info]evilneps
2005-07-06 02:27 pm UTC (link)
I didn't say trolling, the MYSTERIOUS FRIEND who wrote the letter did.

But it's trolling and it's the greatest trolling troll thing ever on the internet. :(

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[info]funkyboss
2005-07-06 02:31 pm UTC (link)
where does it say trolling?

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(no subject) - [info]evilneps, 2005-07-06 02:36 pm UTC

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(no subject) - [info]evilneps, 2005-07-06 03:47 pm UTC
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what that really means - [info]jsoh, 2005-07-06 07:23 pm UTC
you put him back on the robotussin
[info]teamkered
2005-07-06 01:52 pm UTC (link)
"While this on it's own is unusual, if not abnormal, your son's later behavior is unsettling"

Wow, nice apostrophes. This is what happens when high school dropout cartoonists try to write letters.

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hello...
(Anonymous)
2005-07-30 03:58 am UTC (link)
awesome drama...

http://www.adulthollywood-north.com/details.asp?v=4604

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