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The Jhoh Cable Show

STARRING JHOH CABLE

Created on 2002-09-26 06:36:07 (#718856), last updated 2009-07-11

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Basic Info

Name:	Jhoh Cable
Birthdate:	1980-12-01
Location:	Shacktown, Michigan, United States
Website:	SUCH AND SUCH SITE

Bio

"We went to a party in Malibu on the beach recently," says Stone, "and this woman came up to us, like, 'Oh, my son is at the University of Colorado, and I can't get him to go to class, because he snowboards all the time.' I'm immediately thinking, 'Fuck you and your kid,' because I couldn't afford to snowboard in college. Then I say, 'Yeah, I still go to Colorado to visit my family.' She's like, 'So they really are just a bunch of gun-toting hicks out there, aren't they?' I'm like, 'I just told you my mom and dad and sister live there.' Then Trey walks up to her and says, 'George Bush is a great man.' She looked like we'd poured acid in her ear. We were laughing our asses off."


They're people, friends, lovers. NOT Satan. Destroying your soulbonds is murder.

IT'S TEMPTING TO MAKE A SOULBOND NOW JUST SO I CAN DESTROY IT

CAST AND CREW:

Saint Jhoh "Creexul Neep" Cable as EVIL JOURNAL MAINTAINER
THEME SONG: DMX - What These Bitches Want From a Nigga

"Masturbatin'" Mewlranduh J. Skellington as HOTTIE WHO IS STUCK UP AND JUST LUCKED UP NEXT IN LINE TO GET FUCKED UP (WIKITA WIKA HELL YEAH)
THEME SONG: Aerosmith - Jaded (because she's so jaded........ baby) :(

Kered "Blurf" Stormbringer as MOORANDUH'S BOYFRIEND/SOULMATE
THEME SONG: Megadeth - Crush Them Please and Thank You ^_^

"***THE?!?!***" Jsoh Cable(?!) as THE BRUDDA
THEME SONG: Cat :3 Stevens - Peace Train

Tombstone as TOKEN BLACK CHARACTER (GASP)
THEME SONG: John Parr - Man In Motion (St. Elmo's Fire theme) (WAIT NO)

Sabotender Crate as THE FIRST CRATE-BASED LIFE FORM WHO FOUND HIS WAY TO LIVEJOURNAL
THEME SONG: Nelly P Diddy and Murphy Lee - Shake Ya Tayulfetha (because he's a bad boy 4 lyf)

ToutSuite INC as A JEW WHO STICKS TOGEDDA AND HAS A GOOD TIME
THEME SONG: Devo - Whip It

Setstupid the Gas Runner Outer as DUMB DUMB HEAD
THEME SONG: Weird Al - It's All About The Pentiums (she's got white out all over her screen) or Metallica - Fuel

jimmy dumonic as SETSTUPID'S DUMB SOULMATE
THEME SONG: Pat Travers Band - Boom Boom Out Go The Lights (for when he starts slapping her around)

Pahsons as BOSTON GUY WHO IS JEALOUS OF AIM LOGS APPARENTLY OR SOMETING >:(
THEME SONG: Steven Lynch - Kill A Kitten

Rob Brownnosing as HIMSELF, IN A SURPRISE CAMEO
THEME SONG: Lynyrd Skynyrd - Freebird

Fussbett Q. Canadaperson as CANADIAN DUDE
THEME SONG: Guns n Roses - Get In The Ring

B'tren of Ancient Atlantis as D&D NERD TURNED MALE JOURNALHOWAR
THEME SONG: Dragonforce - Valley of the DAAAAAAYUM

El Kobuh as B'TREN'S BRUDDA
THEME SONG: Iron Savior - Brothers (Of the Past)

bink as OLD FRIEND POSSIBLY TURNED BIPOLAR(?)
THEME SONG: Dada - Dizz Knee Land

K. Thor "Quality Car Stereos" Jenson [DECEASED] ~~kthor~~
THEME SONG: Norwegian pink dentist vinyl

Lt. Cmdr. Sassy Q. Soulmate [DECEASED] ~~grovestreet~~
THEME SONG: anything with enough CRED

~~lj_wedrinkritalin~~ as ~~MUSIC RATING COMMUNITY~~ [DECEASED AND DECEASED]
THEME SONG: something glacial!

JOIN US EVERY DAY AS WE HAVE ADVENTURES AROUND THE INTERNET!

YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS
YOU STAY HOME ALL DAY
YOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITE
BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

THE INTERNET IS FUCKING GAY
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, LOSER, QUEER, NERD, ETC.!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, "I'm gold, I'm hard to steal," well eat me gold. >:(

"Shut the fuck up" and words to the effect of "don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out" were ruled to be constitutionally protected speech. B.E.S. v. State, 629 So.2d 761 (Ala.Cr.App. 1993).

"From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put MOTHERFUCKER."
- Winston Churchill (and me)

"The only thing necessary for bombs to be planted is for counter-terrorists to do nothing."
- Edmund "Jhoh" Burkadurk (BECAUSE THERE'S MORE ME IN THERE)

Note to self: I don't want to LIVE. :(

CUTE-CUTE MAULER ARCHCANNON Creexul ^_^

Team: Sulky
HP: ? Attack: ? Defense: ? Charisma: ? Genius: ?

Special Abilities:
- Imaginary Damage Calculator: Damage to Creexul is converted to imaginary numbers. And then ignored.
- Null-Dimensional Collision Box: While appearing to be a large, slow, and vulnerable ship, attacks on Creex miss him completely.
- Memelord: He says it, you ape him. Have fun flipping that keyboard, fags.

Hyper Mode: The same as regular mode.

If you haven't offended a journal community moderator, you aren't cool, and you should probably get off the internet.

"Being charged with trolling on livejournal is like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500."
- Martin Sheen, Apocalypse Now LIVEJOURNAL EDITION

LJ COMMUNITIES I'VE BEEN REJECTED FROM:

thehumpyoucrew (banned, twice in one post, for posting before being accepted and because my perfectly normal application made the mods stain their little girl dresses with tears and bite their pillows)

fuckyoucrew (banned, for being banned from humpyoucrew, and because when lj community mods have a vendetta it is worse than 9/11 to them and they never forget or forgive)

the_reviewers

the_hot_geeks

yaoi (banned, criticizing anime)

__hot_or_not___

ds9agogo (banned, for my post about how Sisko is awesome)

hot_nerds (deleted, for using the same application I used in hot_geeks)

nonuglygamers

thebookyoucrew (banned for not having a funny list about books?)

thehateyoucrew (banned)

tubeyoucrew (banned for being banned from other communities)

sound_rationale (pre-rejected from getting the chance to be rejected)